columbia high school

a good place. sorta. school for lazy people that still wanna get good grades. full of slackers. a bit dangerous but not really. worst football team. ever. good boys soccer. amazing fencing.

columbia high school. interesting, very interesting

columbia high school by margaux stinky April 8, 2007

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Columbia College

A film school in Chicago, Columbia COLLEGE is a much different beast than Columbia UNIVERSITY. People who don't make the distinction run the risk of expectations falling flat when the difference comes to be known.

While not a prestigious college, Columbia College is still the largest art/film school in the country and is synonymous with such names as Kanye West, Andy Dick, and Pat Sajack.

The attendance in past years has skyrocketed with GPAs ranging from 1.0-4.0, which can at times be discouraging. Just know that if you're an intellectual attending the school, you aren't alone and you will notice that the idiots mostly drop off after freshman year. Those who are serious generally succeed.

Guy 1: "I can't believe how stupid these kids are in my class at Columbia College."

Guy 2: "Yeah... but you have to admit, it's a nice view of Lake Michigan."

Columbia College by Tavis June 30, 2008

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columbian sickness

what occurs when your nose gets stuffed up and/or you get the sniffles from doing too much cocaine

"I got the columbian sickness from last nights bender"

columbian sickness by B Shizzzzzle December 2, 2009

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Callumbine

A child, usually named Callum, or Cal, that looks like a school shooter. Signs of being a callumbine range from sitting alone in a corner every lesson and break, and watching many videos containing guns.

Girl1: "what's up with Cal over there?"

Girl2: "I don't know, but I think he's becoming a bit of a Callumbine..."

Callumbine by Curious peach December 13, 2016