Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it

Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake

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Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob

Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit

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Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose

Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries

Guy: whacks head repeatedly

Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.

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