Cunt Commander

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.

That Cunt Commander is such a bitch...

by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007

collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.

by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011

collateral beauty

It's the beauty on the inside , now how you look but how you act and feel - basically your personality

"That girls collateral beauty radiates"

"I agree"

by Heather2244 December 31, 2016

Collateral Damage

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.

He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.

by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011

Pina Collider

Sex Move - Shoot cum into your own mouth, swoosh it around a little bit, then spit it into the girls mouth and fuck her

She definitely had the taste of cum in her mouth after i gave her a pina collider

by jewbear0808 May 27, 2010