When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.
by Cumbarista November 6, 2013
A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.
by Bendabig August 3, 2007
by tleemcginn August 24, 2010
Hot Coffee deals with the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
In this game, the developers included a mini game in which the player could control the main character (CJ) having sex with various women. It was later on decided that the game should be removed because it was pushing the limit on its mature rating. Instead of taking out the mini game, it was locked away and never to be accessed by any gamer.
The game was released for PS2 and everything was going smoothly, until it's PC release. It wasn't long before somebody cracked into GTA:SA and found the hot coffee scenes.
The ESRB, who is responsible for rating video games, was outraged and recalled all the games. The rating was changed from Mature (17+) to Adult Only (18+).
Although GTA:SA received a lot of criticism for it's intense violence, graphic language, drug content, etc. It didn't get bashed as much as it did for it's hot coffee mini game.
Which I personally find ridiculous. The game was already restricted to minors.
All this proves is that sex and nudity is worse then violence. Way to go Hilary Clinton, you score another point in our society.
In this game, the developers included a mini game in which the player could control the main character (CJ) having sex with various women. It was later on decided that the game should be removed because it was pushing the limit on its mature rating. Instead of taking out the mini game, it was locked away and never to be accessed by any gamer.
The game was released for PS2 and everything was going smoothly, until it's PC release. It wasn't long before somebody cracked into GTA:SA and found the hot coffee scenes.
The ESRB, who is responsible for rating video games, was outraged and recalled all the games. The rating was changed from Mature (17+) to Adult Only (18+).
Although GTA:SA received a lot of criticism for it's intense violence, graphic language, drug content, etc. It didn't get bashed as much as it did for it's hot coffee mini game.
Which I personally find ridiculous. The game was already restricted to minors.
All this proves is that sex and nudity is worse then violence. Way to go Hilary Clinton, you score another point in our society.
You can beat a cop to death with a hammer while CJ yells; "You fucked with the wrong nigga!" Then you can steal the cop's car and run over his dead carcuss a few times... But as soon as nudity and sex gets involved, everybody panics.
Sex is not worse then violence. One is a source of pleasure and life, the other a source of pain and death.
Sex is not worse then violence. One is a source of pleasure and life, the other a source of pain and death.
by Stupidity strikes again August 2, 2005
*hot girl walks by*
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
by adeicerca4rd May 2, 2011
The much faster walking pace that someone usually acquires after drinking coffee. Also associated with a faster rate of speech. A coffee walker is typically unaware of their condition until it is pointed out to them.
Slow down, I can't keep up with you when you're coffee walking.
I can tell by your coffee walk that you're ready for the big meeting.
Ease up on the coffee walk; we're not racing.
Why are you walking so fast? Coffee walk?
I can tell by your coffee walk that you're ready for the big meeting.
Ease up on the coffee walk; we're not racing.
Why are you walking so fast? Coffee walk?
by adrenaline435 January 20, 2010
The most evil kind of hellish fiend who takes the last cup of coffee and then doesn’t make another pot. A special layer of hell is reserved for these people. The same spot for people who talk during movies, those who text and drive, and those who commit mass murder.
Nate woke up this morning with a hellish hangover and went to pour himself a cup a coffee but a coffee hound stole the last cup and pretty well ruined his life.
by CPL05 October 7, 2009