cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

chain coker

Noun;

One who excessively drinks large amounts of Coca Cola despite the negative effects, such as sleep deprivation, excessively being hyper, and rotting teeth.

It's worth it.

You know it.

Jen is a chain coker; that is her tenth coke of the day! No wonder she is constantly awake!

by XakaiXameX February 21, 2009

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

cocked

drunk

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

cucker

Noun. 1. The person who causes someone to become cuckold through the act of having sex with his wife. 2. A wife that cheats on her husband. See also "Mothercucker" (a man who sleeps with a married woman who has given birth to children.)

Use: You lousy cucker! You just slept with my wife! I'm half a man now!

by Dude! Sweet! January 25, 2008

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008