Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

cattered

Really stressed out and worried about something that is really hard to get over with. Can occasionally cause depression between friends.

Linda: Is Kate alright?

Christine: Not really, she's just really cattered that her boyfriend broke up with her.

by WiPiFizzy April 4, 2009

Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP)

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP) is the formal institute bearing corporate veil via which innocent kids are legally bounded to accept slavery contracts with audit firms for more than 3 years after sticking in the pipeline of CA Foundation and intermediate exams for more than 4 years on average. It reflects the 6-8 years of total misery of students who opted for ICAP, leaving 70% unqualified in the end, rushing towards ACCA/CIMA/CIA/ICAEW or other foreign qualification after wasting golden period.

BEWARE to choose ICAP! have some mercy on yourself and don't go for Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP).

Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.

by ICAP Victim :D November 1, 2011

Clastered

Extremely exhausted from doing virtually nothing, often because you are low on spoons (motivation) or doing nothing has contributed to your tiredness

"I think I need to take a walk, I feel so clastered today and I think it's because I've been in bed literally all day."

by Sillygoober567 July 3, 2023

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Roller-Coaster Situation

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.

Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation

by Urban_Wurd June 16, 2011