Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Blue's Clues

A sexual position in which you and your partner watch an exerpt from a pornographic film and then the male "blue-scadoos" into the bed and you have to do exactly what you just saw.

My favorite position is Blue's Clues, but I have to use caution about what film I pick.

by ThaRealScoobaSteve January 8, 2014

Cluelezz

A movie, or someone who doesn’t know how to spell clueless.

#1 Texting: “How stupid of them!” #2 Text back: “I know right? They’re so cluelezz!” 1#: “Excuse me?” 2#: “What.

by Life is hard…. May 10, 2022

Dirty Cluelezz

To use a Girls nipples like the turning knobs on audio-equipment. The dirty cluelezz is often performed by Dj’s and other people from the music industry.

Chris gave her such a dirty cluelezz, he nearly ripped her nipples of.

by Schmelzer July 27, 2022

cluebot ng

a bot on Wikipedia who reverts vandalism i think

Reverting possible vandalism by (your name here) to version by Materialscientist. Report False Positive? Thanks, ClueBot NG.

by whatamidoinghelpme November 7, 2020

Cluegy

A act or system using inefficient, outdated or inapt methods in order to produce results.

Oracle still requires several cluegy approaches to data entry.

by Big Homie MP May 20, 2008

clueless asshole

1. someone who doesn't have a clue, doesn't care that they don't have a clue and can maintain a constant stfu attitude about not having a clue while knowing that they don't have a clue. (see George W. Bush)

2. Anyone who both disagrees with your position and behaves in a way of which you do not approve. Usually referred to as such when not in immediate physical presence.

3. You, if you say it behind their back and can't say it to their face.

1. W is such a clueless asshole that he actually believes he's the Decider.

2. I wonder if Larry Craig ponders what a clueless asshole he is when he's taking a dump.

3. Hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. (While thinking to yourself: I haven't seen this clueless asshole in over a year. I guess my luck just ran out.)

by RUKind January 8, 2009