by GrainTrain February 9, 2018
Get the flavor clotmug. A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.
His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.
by C Pentwahter May 7, 2015
Get the Clot Tamalemug. A women with a very hairy pussy
by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022
Get the clot catchermug. the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment
by Lonetasman April 13, 2021
Get the Blood-Clottingmug. Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.
"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."
"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."
by eyedoobs October 13, 2017
Get the clotmug. When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly
by Info booth October 12, 2021
Get the Slick Clotmug.