Lork on teh clorf

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.

"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven

by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004

Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013

Clergy

To become a priest. Bishop, Pope, ect.

study for clergy

by cedwidit January 22, 2010

Clong

Chlamydia ridden dong aka man whore

“Wouldn’t go bear him hun, he’s such a clong”

by Mansnotclong January 19, 2018

Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

clong

The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.

"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"

by Ryan Gardner October 6, 2004

Clarg

A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the Tasmanian society (Australia). He considers himself rather athletic, but in fact he cant seem to kick a football without slipping over.

E.g 'Oh what a stupid thing to do.. clargrggrhhh'
'Ohh that was a bit of a clarg then wasnt it?'

by mick underwood October 7, 2007