learning to fly

When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.

"Did you fart?"

"No, I'm learning to fly."

by Leroy's Mama June 28, 2005

Learnings

Failed attempts masked as valuable learning experience, oftentimes made by overpaid consultants and strategists.

Yes, we spent $500k on this pilot that didn’t produce any measurable results, but we have captured many learnings that will propel our next project forward.

by pantlesschicken February 1, 2019

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

Cleaning the chandelier

When a group of no less than five males take off their clothing and power squat back to back using each other for leverage as they squat and lower one willing participant ladies beneath them and their collective dangling Genitals Rub on their face

This orgy is great but if we had one more guy we could be cleaning the chandelier

by Jacob “Cubby Bear” Boykin June 30, 2018