Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.

Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...

by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011

Classic Ren Moment

A "Classic Ren Moment" (CRM for short) is a moment when the user "renbloxian" says something incredibly stupid.

This event occurs during various moments in the day, there's no set schedule for this.

You're allowed to use the abbreviation once you see a stupid message coming from "renbloxian".

~~ Rarity Level: 14.9/100 ~~

Whatever you just said there is incredibly retarded, it surely is a "Classic Ren Moment".

by infuriating April 28, 2021

Oil Classico

A football (soccer) match between Paris Saint Germain and Manchester City.

Did you watch the Oil Classico?

by AlphaBoio April 16, 2021

ClassicalFuck

The Instagram username of a meme page whose content is a real classical fuck.

“Hey did you see that classical fuck by ClassicalFuck the other day?”

by memesnorkeler August 19, 2019

classic Spy move

When you say you're leaving, but never actually leave.

Caesar: "Bye everyone, gonna go now"
Fanta: "Did you really leave?"
Caesar: "Not really"
Reinis: "ahh a classic Spy move"

by ReinisHere March 5, 2019

classic guy

An individual who is just such a dude, in practically every imaginable facet of his life. Wears flannels, goes fishing, plays catch, is named Jo(h)n or Mat(t), is a business major, eats scramble eggs and ham, self proclaimed Star Wars enthusiast, lives in an apartment downtown, gets haircut at Supercuts, favorite color is blue (close second is red), favorite fruit: apple, favorite show: The Office (close second is Seinfeld), wears a healthy amount of sunscreen, daily.

“Did you see that fella Mat post his second larger than average trout catch? What a classic guy.”

Tom Brady.

by palabraplug January 11, 2022

The Marlborough Classic

A sexual act of putting a standard £2.49 toothbrush into an involuntary 14 year old’s arsehole.

-“mate did you hear what happened yesterday?”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic”
-“not again!”

by Harry Lack December 28, 2019