assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

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Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014

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crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The political refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019

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