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chump stump

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay
Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump
by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 9, 2019
mugGet the chump stumpmug.

sucka chump

Either a real person or a video game character who is incompitient. Possibily derived from "Black" slang
mugGet the sucka chumpmug.

Jums a Chump

When ever someone is really stupid or really bad a video games
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend
by WhiteGuyAlpha October 5, 2013
mugGet the Jums a Chumpmug.

Chumped out

(verb: Chump-out) When someone directs an especially clever or witty insult to some one such that the receiving party hasn't any possible come back. This is a non-confrontational insult that is commonly used in passing and non fighting manner and would be used between friends.

(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.

(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
University '1' student (Chumpee): "Hey nerd, where's your calculator? I need you to do some calculations for me!"

University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."

(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
by THESHAFT April 2, 2010
mugGet the Chumped outmug.

chump dealer

That bitch riq is a fuckin chump dealer.
by Frankthatank July 3, 2006
mugGet the chump dealermug.

chump a lump

Chump a lump came to be used heavily in the San Francisco happy hardcore scene...where people would replace unknown song lyrics with "chump a lump".
"Like a shooting star, chump a lump a lump"
by OTC May 11, 2003
mugGet the chump a lumpmug.

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.
"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"
by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004
mugGet the chump dickmug.

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