Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?
Man 2: horrible bro, horrible
Man 1: oh no, why's that
Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump
Man 2: horrible bro, horrible
Man 1: oh no, why's that
Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump
by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 9, 2019

Either a real person or a video game character who is incompitient. Possibily derived from "Black" slang
by I ain't givin' my name to a damn text box! October 28, 2003

When ever someone is really stupid or really bad a video games
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend
by WhiteGuyAlpha October 5, 2013

(verb: Chump-out) When someone directs an especially clever or witty insult to some one such that the receiving party hasn't any possible come back. This is a non-confrontational insult that is commonly used in passing and non fighting manner and would be used between friends.
(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.
(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.
(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
University '1' student (Chumpee): "Hey nerd, where's your calculator? I need you to do some calculations for me!"
University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."
(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."
(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
by THESHAFT April 2, 2010

by Frankthatank July 3, 2006

Chump a lump came to be used heavily in the San Francisco happy hardcore scene...where people would replace unknown song lyrics with "chump a lump".
by OTC May 11, 2003

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.
"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"
by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004
