People who follow Christ. Those who accept the fact that God incarnate in man suffered and died for their sins so that their worthless, vile, disgusting, and completly undeserving souls could go be with Him in Heaven. Christians do not save themselves through their own actions (contrary to the popular belief that Christians need to be "perfect"...if they were, then why would they need Christ?).
BTW: Christians are the number one reason why Christianity is not followed, misunderstood, hated or basically ignored.
BTW: Christians are the number one reason why Christianity is not followed, misunderstood, hated or basically ignored.
I am a Christian and the world hates me but that's ok because I want nothing that this world has to offer.
by GodsChild June 09, 2005
People who believe a man with a beard floats in the sky and watches everything we do... And yes, Timmy, that includes you; No more masturbating.
by Vanilla Bear 2 December 31, 2009
•funny
•great to vent to
•stupid💀
•loves to dance to “Gucci Gang”
•popular
•lots of people like him
•a GREAT friend
•loves to say “dingus” and “the hecc”
•loves football
•is a duck
•great to vent to
•stupid💀
•loves to dance to “Gucci Gang”
•popular
•lots of people like him
•a GREAT friend
•loves to say “dingus” and “the hecc”
•loves football
•is a duck
by Ig idk March 20, 2019
christian is a fucking girl who is so damn tired of looking up a defention of her name & it popping up defentions about guys or religious shit
by eatmyasssbitch April 25, 2019
The most perfect boy I have ever laid eyes on, and he is the sweetest and loveliest person you could ever meet. He believes all girls of every shape, size, nationality and race is beautiful, and he isn't afraid to tell them so. He also offers anyone a shoulder to cry on, and helps make them feel better just by smiling at them :)
He adores football, and is an amazing football player :) His favourite team is Manchester City.
He makes your heart melt and gives you butterflies just by sending you a text. He is amazing, and I love him no matter what. I have always loved him, through bad and good, and I always will, I'm so glad he's mine.
He adores football, and is an amazing football player :) His favourite team is Manchester City.
He makes your heart melt and gives you butterflies just by sending you a text. He is amazing, and I love him no matter what. I have always loved him, through bad and good, and I always will, I'm so glad he's mine.
Chloe: I love you more than anything in the world xxxxxx
Christian: I love you so much, you are my world <3 xxxxxx
Christian: I love you so much, you are my world <3 xxxxxx
by Chloe_Adores_Christian September 25, 2011
n. A Christian is someone who believes an omnipresent omnibenevolent deity exists who understands and comprehends everything in all of it's intricacies, no matter how small or mundane. Perhaps more miraculous than the being itself is the unwavering denial, even in the wake of 9/11, and Slavery, and the Holocaust, and the child sex rings in Cambodia, and the dark ages, and the use of an atomic bomb...twice...on civilians.
"Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby."
Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby?
Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance
Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby?
Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance
by Ignorancekills August 24, 2009
The devotional worship of a 2,000 year old mythical dead Jew on a stick, as Chriatianity prefer Jews in that condition.
by Elaygee June 04, 2006