The thick, lumpy, creamy and sometimes smelly seminal fluid that leaks out of the anus after anal sex. Homosexual's usually enjoy the slurping of their own dick chowderout of their partners anus.
After Ashlin ejaculated in Calvin's anus, Ashlin used a spoon to eat his dick chowder leaking from Calvin's anus.
by I H8 Homo's!!!! August 04, 2006
The action of filling a female's snatch full of chowder - including corn chowder, seafood chowder, or any other chowder you can think of - and eating her out.
Johnny's dad gave me the greatest chowder snatch last night. It was so great! I could smell the clams!
by chowderusnuttius May 17, 2008
The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.
Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!
by chowderusnuttius May 17, 2008
Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.
1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.
by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014
While in the process of eating out a woman you spread the labia apart and vomit directly into the vagina. Like a Danish chum-bucket but in the other end.
by Paht February 11, 2007
by 4jerksandasquirt May 04, 2017
Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.
Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.
Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.
by John White October 12, 2007