Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb

Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb

by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis

Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.

by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019

chode

a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

Chode

David (Rocket) Robinson

Chode fingers, chode toes, and a Microchode equals 21 Chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

chode

small ass dick

damn your dicks a chode. It’s as big as keegan’s.

by chodeboy11 May 15, 2018