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Dirty chipotle

Sexual act where the man squirts green tobasco on the recipients anus, wraps his erect penis in tin foil then sodomizes the anus.
"I'd like to give her a dirty chipotle until she can't walk straight."
by Jaketasticone December 30, 2007
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The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"
by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009
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reverse chipotle

When you put your 'burrito' in her booty
He took her out for a nice dinner, and afterwards she gave him a nice reverse chipotle.
by Moon_the_Loon August 24, 2016
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Nipple Chipotle

When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.
During Sex

Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET
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Tiny Chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried every game
by SlimyDoorknob March 17, 2020
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New York Chipotle Starfish

This Act requires a Man and Female or Male and Male to proceed with the Special Act.
The Woman thus buys a Chipotle burrito consumes it and waits till digestion while the male gets completely naked and bends over Pouring Franks Red hot sauce into all of his orifices , He thus lays on his back while the Woman spreads both of her butt cheeks exposing her Starfish whilst the male begins to lick the inside of her rectum as she produces stool.
Gabe: "So my Girlfriend let my try a New York Chipotle Starfish last night"
Josh: "Really, How was it?"
Gabe: "Her Starfish was exposed and i slopped it up clean"
Josh: "Damn!, I gotta try that!"
by Cliqe June 26, 2015
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take your turkey to chipotle

When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.
When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.
by God of 69 January 25, 2023
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