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Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
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chappette

She is a chappette because she is very chap like
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chappers

when someones surname is chapman. chappers also related to a small short girl, but makes up for it by having a nice bum.
"hey did you see chappers over there?"

"yeah what a lovely bum"
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Crapples

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.
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crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown
Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
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Crapple

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."
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dave chappelle

a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central
Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy
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