An expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be.
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A whiny little bitch. Named after a tree (not pog). Probably thinks anarchy is the best way to run a government. Hates people with different political views than him. Thinks he's better than everyone because he plays sports.
by Gunkinator20XX January 26, 2022
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Although located in a remote cornfield, there are over 100 majors to choose from to keep the average student preoccupied in preparing for an exciting post-college career. The average Cedarville student will share that they have placed faith in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
In very rare occasions, Cedarville is home to individuals who either 1) flee in anger or 2) graduate in an unwanted field and have no job (see: other definitions of Cedarville). Both of these results, however, usually stem from confusion in identity, confusion in defining what 'hard work' is, or worse, confusion in determining what actually is a rich or elitist school (See: Harvard).
Although located in a remote cornfield, there are over 100 majors to choose from to keep the average student preoccupied in preparing for an exciting post-college career. The average Cedarville student will share that they have placed faith in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
In very rare occasions, Cedarville is home to individuals who either 1) flee in anger or 2) graduate in an unwanted field and have no job (see: other definitions of Cedarville). Both of these results, however, usually stem from confusion in identity, confusion in defining what 'hard work' is, or worse, confusion in determining what actually is a rich or elitist school (See: Harvard).
I want to go to Cedarville to help myself grow spiritually.
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I left Taylor for Cedarville because I want to be able to write on my resume I attended a school where I was willing enough to voluntarily submit to rules.
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I left Taylor for Cedarville because I want to be able to write on my resume I attended a school where I was willing enough to voluntarily submit to rules.
by PiercingTheDarkness February 27, 2005
Get the cedarville mug.You better go get your shot gunsss. This is a place where you find the Reddest of rednecks. Its out in the boonies. Run by the sons of the confederate soldiers. Mud bogs, huntin, and drunk times are here. If you ever get caught in Cedartown make sure you stay outta tha ghetto. You just may get shot!! And stay tha hell outta esom hill!! Meetin at the local Kroger and Car washes are the hot teenage spots around here.
Billy: Hey you wanna go fishin in that there crickk.
Henry: Hell if I know Im still wasted from partyin last night on that there mountain.
CEDARTOWN GEORGIA!! HELL NO!
Henry: Hell if I know Im still wasted from partyin last night on that there mountain.
CEDARTOWN GEORGIA!! HELL NO!
by Bubblebutt23 July 31, 2011
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by Aislynn Moren December 3, 2006
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Someone who cracks jokes that are not funny and he himself only laughs at them.
Someone who has a relatively larger ass than what most average girls have.
Someone who cracks jokes that are not funny and he himself only laughs at them.
Someone who has a relatively larger ass than what most average girls have.
by Crazy Quaxie January 4, 2008
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