Caldew

The school in Cumbria which is currently ‘inadequate’ ,and is a pile of shite , some of the students which attend caldew think there roadmen and absolute charvas , they will defo leave Caldew to go n sell drugs

“Hey you heard of Caldew?”

“Ye I heard it’s a pile of shite, with failing academic results”

by Topman123 July 31, 2019

caulifatard

Joepapa169 girlfriend

Joe papa is so hot

Ikr caulifatard

by Hello sirr April 13, 2021

Caulk

Caulk; A funny word that has the same pronunciation as the male genitalia, however instead of the off-putting, expected meaning, it is merely a form of plaster used for house and bathroom repair.

(note: Amazing for joking with friends! Example as follows;)

*Man one*: "Hey Non-disclosed friend, wanna see a picture of my caulk?"
*Man two*: "Hell no Equally non-disclosed friend! That is very disgusting and inappropriate!"
*Man one*: *shows picture of completely innocent repair tool known as "Caulk"*
*also Man one*: "See? This is my completely innocent repair tool known as 'Caulk'"
*Man two*: "Ha Ha Ha, This is very humorous. Thank you for showing me this example of great humor my good Non-disclosed friend"

by Caulk Man February 15, 2022

caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.

Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.

by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022

cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

Teya Caldwell

Teya is beautiful and awesome! She is a lot of fun to hangout with! She doesn’t care at all about what others think of her! She loves to embarrass her best friends and to be embarrassing with her best friends! She doesn’t judge you at all and listens when yuh talk!

Teya Caldwell is awesome boi!!!

by Cheesecake Jr November 21, 2017

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019