douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

canoodling

cuddling, when done in a more extreme, explosive-fashion, as if cuddling were directed by Michael Bay.

After cuddling and kissing for a long time, we started canoodling.

by willyftw November 10, 2010

Tin Canoe

When you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your penis in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.

- Do you have a condom?
- no, can we use saran wrap?
- All out.
- Looks like you're getting the tin canoe tonight.

by MrBojangles69 February 17, 2009

douche canoe

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 14, 2008

jigaboo canoe

A black person’s automobile, as used in southern parts of America usually by white people. Especially refers to the idea that one should not be able to tell the race of someone by looking at their car.

Whoa you see that guys car? It was such a fucking jigaboo canoe!

by Jack February 22, 2005

Canoodling

The eating of noodles whilst in a canoe.

Me and my sister got really hungry whilst out on the river, so we started canoodling.

This can also be performed in an eight man rowing boat, with seven of your closest friends and a large supply of noodles.

by '17 April 15, 2009

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006