butt-nasty

A cross between the phrase "butt-ugly" and the word "nasty." In other words, it is the highest degree of nasty.

"That...is the most BUTT-NASTY FACE I have EVER seen."

by Darian Johnson May 22, 2006

Butt Duck

A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.

"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Butt Club

A group of females who are willing to take it in the ass. Once a female has taken the "plunge," she is an honorary member of the Butt Club.

Heather: I joined the the Butt Club last night! Vince and I had too much to drink again.

Moriah: No way! Vince has a 10" meat-stick! I should know, I sucked him off at a rest stop once.

Heather: Yeah, I rented a scooter for a few days till my asshole heals up. It was worth it though.

by jjrubadub March 28, 2010

butt-scissoring

The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.

I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!

by fageet February 7, 2009

Gun-Butt

When a person hits someone else with the bottom of their gun.

“Won’t shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch.” -Nicki Minaj, Barbie Tingz

by Newport Shorty May 27, 2018

metric butt ton

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.

by Macslacker February 4, 2006

touch-butt

Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.

Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!

by Orrion July 31, 2016