Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

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a brodie bruise

day one in prison segregation gets nonce bashed

a brodie bruise rage

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

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Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

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you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".

i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.

by ricky f baby January 26, 2011

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ABG Bruise

Any bruise knee level down from a short table is an abg bruise basically

Jessica came back with abg bruises on her shins from walking into the table at the club booth every time she wanted to get her a shot of Henny (abg juice)

by anonymous September 30, 2022

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