My bride and I are both SO excited for our wedding day! A life of happiness lies ahead for the both of us!
by AGoodLad June 15, 2020
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Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?
She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
by ThatEvilRedhead October 4, 2011
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Archie bride.........a common scrubber that is attracted to low life IE...hoodies,dolies,jailbirds etc and is proud of the fact their fella is a scrote,the sort that announces on facebook that their going on a visit to jail that very day,a total brain dead slapper that doesn't know any better
Archie Bride to postman that's failed to post giro......Hey dickhead.....wait til are Archie gets out of the nick...he'll kick ya fuckin head in
by anthony burgess September 30, 2013
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by Jjwjdhwhdd September 12, 2020
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They are known to be like a faster PussyCat, LA Guns, Alice Cooper, KISS, and Motley Crue all together.
They are known to be like a faster PussyCat, LA Guns, Alice Cooper, KISS, and Motley Crue all together.
Random Kid: Hey, wanna go see BVB (Black Veil Brides) ?
Sally the Weirdo: Yeah, what time?
Random Kid: When Black Veil Brides SAY! Because they are ninjas!
Sally the Weirdo: Yeah, what time?
Random Kid: When Black Veil Brides SAY! Because they are ninjas!
by jaydrules April 28, 2010
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People, mostly posers usually think that since they listen to BVB, they think they're automatically emo and cool. Little do they know that BVB is not an emo band anymore, it has become more commercial.
People think that listening to only Black Veil Brides makes them emo, but then they cannot list any other REAL EMO BANDS because they're so fucking retarted.
People, mostly posers usually think that since they listen to BVB, they think they're automatically emo and cool. Little do they know that BVB is not an emo band anymore, it has become more commercial.
People think that listening to only Black Veil Brides makes them emo, but then they cannot list any other REAL EMO BANDS because they're so fucking retarted.
Popular kid in school: I'm emo because i listen to Black Veil Brides. I want to be just like Andy Sixx so i'm going to change my last name to Sixx so that i'm cool.
Me: Do you listen to BMTH? (Another more famous emo rock band)
Popular Kid: Whats that?
Me: Do you listen to BMTH? (Another more famous emo rock band)
Popular Kid: Whats that?
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011
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Sandra Alvarenga (BEST FEMALE DRUMMER), Ashley Purdey (Guitarist) Jinxx (Guitarist or bassist I think bass) The band has had many members the most recent one was kicked out of the band was Pan (JERK). The band has had about 10 or more ex members. They started in L.A
Sandra Alvarenga (BEST FEMALE DRUMMER), Ashley Purdey (Guitarist) Jinxx (Guitarist or bassist I think bass) The band has had many members the most recent one was kicked out of the band was Pan (JERK). The band has had about 10 or more ex members. They started in L.A
hot scene kid 1: What is that super awesome sound!
hotter scene kid 2: That is the super awesome BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!
hotter scene kid 2: That is the super awesome BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!
by Andy lover November 29, 2009
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