Bluffmuff

When a woman lies about the men she has(n't) slept with. Often resulting in rumors and negative attention for the other parties involved, especially if the bluffmuff isn't attractive, which is often.

Hey, I heard that you slept with Cindy last night bro. How drunk were you?

Ah hell nah that bitch ain't nothin but a bluffmuff!

by lalalululolo November 9, 2010

Bluffie

The act of ingesting a line of cocaine nasally while simultaneously inhaling a hit of nitrous oxide orally.

Some dude at the party on Friday hit a bluffie and then puked on my dog.

by Woo Boost July 14, 2016

Bluffmail

Bluffmail is like blackmail, except it's very clear the situation is contrived.

Steve got some bluffmail, claiming someone had hacked the camera on his computer, which was unlikely, because Steve's desktop computer didn't have a camera attached.

by UptownKnight December 13, 2019

Blufflefart

a person who tries to appear strong but just looks like an idiot

Person 1: Whoa, Joe just collided into Jessica trying to get her out while she was running to third.

Person 2: What a blufflefart!

by Linus Mayhem November 22, 2020

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.

“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”

by Truffle pig August 24, 2021

poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.

by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010