Blare

A blare is a flare within a bong. When the bottom sparks and you completely rip.

Yo I just hopped on the bong and completely blared it. I’m as high as the galaxies.

by ThePriest69420 October 23, 2020

Basic Bloke

1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.

2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.

Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.

He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.

by FrenchMerc May 10, 2015

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

Bloke

A man with a george forman grill

BLOKE

by Smithunpacked December 19, 2017

BLOKE

A man

Hey!! That Bloke over there stole my tea

by allan_t321 May 15, 2016

Bloker

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.

That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.

by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010

Blokes Advice

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.

Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."

by Whateverandever September 24, 2021