blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

red-blooded

To have an over sexual mind set. Red-Blooded people view the opposite sex as eye candy at all times, often viewing them up and down, often making their own personal rating for how sexually attractive the person is.

they later beat their cock continuously to the memory of the earlier viewed person.

red-bloods can be of either sex, though males are more abundant.

red-blood 1: so what would you rate that girl over there at the bar?

red-blood 2: id give her a 7...but ashe has some nice legs...giving her an 8 tops.

red-blood 1: haha same here man. we are so red-blooded ^_^

by Mr. Schaaf July 2, 2007

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011

coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015