The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

Blimpfark

Fat fart fucking He or she while fucking and the fat rolls make fart sounds

Damn bae you be blimpfarking it!

by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025

Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

by J dolls bill May 27, 2025

Blimpin' low

Since "Blimpin'" means getting high, "Blimpin' low" means one of two things:
1. Relaxing without the use of drugs (usually used around those getting high)

2.Coming off of your high.

"Want some pot?"

"Nah, I'm blimpin' low today."

by ZDF Fawkes November 29, 2009

blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of blimpse side boob

girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse

by kennymandingo April 9, 2012

Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).

"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".

by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012