Blintzed

A inebriated or drugged state, typically under the influence of alcohol.

Damn dude, you were blintzed last night; that's why you don't combine booze, X and robo.

by Soul of Z July 4, 2009

Blistake

Main Entry: BLISS-TAKE
Function: verb

1.) Committing an embarrassing mistake in front of your coworkers. Mostly used when the offender makes the same mistake multiple times without learning.

2.) Randomly exclaiming words out loud while working. When questioned about the outburst, the subject is quickly changed.

Blake in accounting didn't carry over all of his employee's PTO time after the new year. Yet another BLISTAKE

by amnstyle January 4, 2010

Blistexcoochie

Yet another derogatory name for lesbian. This term is most effectively used in the winter. When two lesbians perform spontaneous oral sex from Nov. - Jan., the result is blistexcoochie.

1) N. God, use some douche you blistexcoochie.

2) N as an insult.

E: Bitch.
M: Slut.
E: Whore.
M: Blistexcoochie.
E:...How did you know? o_O

by Gargemex February 1, 2010

biftre

two pounds of shit in a one pound bag

Really Eamon, you hooked up with another biftre?

by Must Have Been January 16, 2011

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Bifted

Messed up; jacked up; skidded

Commonly used as "bifted up" or "bifted on". Present tense is "bift"

Person: *rips paper* "dang I bifted up my paper"

Person: *falls on face*
Me: "did you see that? He just bifted on his face."

Me: "Don't bift up the project"

by saywhatt September 18, 2013

blirting

When a dude gets overly friendly with another dude in the interest of starting a bromance.

Stephen, stop blirting with Aaron. It's pretty sad, dude.

by danielgullo May 28, 2016