blended ewok

A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.

Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.

Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.

*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!

by beeurd July 30, 2008

cow blinds

Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.

What are Cow Blinds?

by Mooo January 12, 2005

Sky Bleeds Ashes

An experimental musical project formed by some kid in central Illinois

Hey man did you hear the new Sky Bleeds Ashes track called From Black to Grey?

by DudeSBA January 3, 2011

New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

by Mikeology October 12, 2017

blindspot

a moment when you have no or limited information about the current state of the person you keep stalking

I dont know where is he and what he is doing. I feel panic everytime he make a blindspot.

Blindspot is when I see him online on whatsapp but didn't text me!

by onewoundedheart November 12, 2015

Blenis

A secret codename by 5th graders who are too scared to say penis.

Greg: "You seen that kid's blenis?"
Daniel: "Yeah, smaller than a shrimp."

by YourHipGrandmaBertha May 19, 2020

Gender blender

A machine in which a male and a female enter intending to blend genders. They exit as two beings with no gender, one possessing both a penis and a vagina and one without anything. Their sexualities remain the same.

Oh I don’t have a gender, I went in a gender blender when I was 10.

by 14inch January 6, 2019