blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014

blended orgasm

An orgasm that is achieved when you hit a clitoral climax and a g-spot orgasm at the same time.

Last Night was so amazing. He fucked me so hard while I touched myself and I had a blended orgasm!

by Inneedofholywater May 30, 2019

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 13, 2019

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

Brendened

when your talking to someone and another person comes up to them, and they stop paying attention to you and start listening to the other person.

Person 1: ...so I told that bitch like you don't even come here thooo and she-
Person 2 walks up: *says something unimportant*
Person 3: Bro thats crazy
Person 1: Are you even listening to me

Person 3: I'm sorry I'm more interested in what he has to say

(In this example person 1 got Brendened)

by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020

blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020