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master bung blaster 

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".
Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

Dragon Blaster 

A fun family activity that involves carving pumpkins 6 months before halloween.
Man, do not look at the other Dragon Blaster definition on here.

master-blaster 

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal
Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

Turnip Blaster 

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW
Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you
Turnip Blaster by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

getto blaster 

A cheap static box portabe music player. usually used in the getto, at the mall or any public place to irritate people. Mostly used to blare rap and other forms of noise.
Turn down that crap youre playing on the getto blaster
getto blaster by rapsucks1738 December 24, 2006