A nickname for Ben Fankhauser, AKA Davey Jacobs on Broadway for the uncultured swines who don’t know who he is. He was given this nickname because he riffs like Beyoncé. He is a god riffing like a goddess, we’ve gone full circle.
Person 1 : Yo, did you see Benonce riff that one line from Newsies way too much?
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER February 13, 2025
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Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
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I was watching Benoftheweek last night on YouTube, he's really funny and everyone should go watch him
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A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”
A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”
“Tried his tip to clean the fish tank in the dishwasher—now everything smells like death and my goldfish are ghosts. Straight-up Benocide.”
“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”
“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”
“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”
“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”
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The deep appreciation and gratitude for states and circumstances beyond one’s control — unmerited gifts recognized as positive and uplifting.
Expanded Definition
Benoria is the deep appreciation, joy, and gratitude arising through awareness of states, circumstances, and experiences beyond one’s control. These unearned and unmerited gifts include, but are not limited to:
• being born and existing
• the time and place of one’s birth
• things taken for granted, such as sunlight, air, and sustenance
• the presence and influence of one’s parents, family, and friends
• the benefit of a positive upbringing or role models
• access to social structures and opportunities
• the observation and experience of natural wonder
• and collective benefits such as medicine, infrastructure, knowledge systems, and education
Benoria may encompass theosophical or spiritual gifts such as grace, providence, or divine favor, yet it is not confined to any religious interpretation. Rather, it includes all manifestations of unmerited goodness, whether understood through a divine, natural, systemic, or humanistic lens.
Benoria is considered on an existential scale and generally excludes direct personal acts of kindness or intentional altruism— but includes actions that form societal or institutional structures that benefit one's life.
The deep appreciation and gratitude for states and circumstances beyond one’s control — unmerited gifts recognized as positive and uplifting.
Expanded Definition
Benoria is the deep appreciation, joy, and gratitude arising through awareness of states, circumstances, and experiences beyond one’s control. These unearned and unmerited gifts include, but are not limited to:
• being born and existing
• the time and place of one’s birth
• things taken for granted, such as sunlight, air, and sustenance
• the presence and influence of one’s parents, family, and friends
• the benefit of a positive upbringing or role models
• access to social structures and opportunities
• the observation and experience of natural wonder
• and collective benefits such as medicine, infrastructure, knowledge systems, and education
Benoria may encompass theosophical or spiritual gifts such as grace, providence, or divine favor, yet it is not confined to any religious interpretation. Rather, it includes all manifestations of unmerited goodness, whether understood through a divine, natural, systemic, or humanistic lens.
Benoria is considered on an existential scale and generally excludes direct personal acts of kindness or intentional altruism— but includes actions that form societal or institutional structures that benefit one's life.
• “She stood in silent benoria, watching the sunrise that no one paid for and everyone was given.”
• “In the hush after rain, benoria breathes; the world feels briefly aware of its own generosity.”
• “To live in benoria is to walk gently through borrowed time.”
• “Benoria does not require belief; it requires recognition.”
• “He didn’t speak of faith much, but you could see benoria in the way he treated every day as a gift.”
• “In the hush after rain, benoria breathes; the world feels briefly aware of its own generosity.”
• “To live in benoria is to walk gently through borrowed time.”
• “Benoria does not require belief; it requires recognition.”
• “He didn’t speak of faith much, but you could see benoria in the way he treated every day as a gift.”
by Liminal77 October 25, 2025
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