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beethead

A hypocritical mind

Someone who is malleable

A person who is unable to reflect
You are angry with me for talking shit about you, yet before this, my friend revealed your malice feelings torwards me. What a beethead thing to do.

You're just a beethead with no room to grow.

Beetheads do not understand why actions speak louder than words.
by CoreyMK November 11, 2008
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Bentham

The process of bringing that which is intangible to the surface of things, thus making it tangible.
Tin, this is not your greatest work and I hate it. Please bring it back to the Bentham room quickly...

There is NOT enough Bentham in this...

ALWAYS make sure to have Bentham completed before even considering the Silkum....
by Chik Peemix (Hummus) March 27, 2011
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Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.
Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"
by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011
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Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
by infernlmagician February 4, 2009
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Benet Academy

The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.
(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)

Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?

Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?

Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?
by Athan Hobson MC June 28, 2012
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benet

A person who owes a friend sixty dollars. Not considered offensive.
Duncan is turning out to be a benet.
by Crispitos September 4, 2003
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Friend with benetits

A friend whom one uses for thier tits beneficially.
Dan: "Are you and Aileen "Friend with benetits" yet?"
Chuck: "Yea dude! Her tits are great!"
by Kirkayyyyyyyyy March 14, 2011
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