[bimped]

when something real fucked up happens to you

you caught the hiv? damn son you got bimped.

by shareatitty February 3, 2009

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

bimpspost

A shitpost written by a mentally ill and socially degenerated individual named Bimps.

Bimps: spiderman 3 is the best movie ever huargh huargh huargh, seth rogen is my favourite character
Stranger (thinks): Oh no, not those bimpsposts again...

by Dank Dolan October 23, 2015

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

bimpert

a dumb ass kid just doing and looking dumb as fuck

Jaceo is a fucking bimpert. Listen to the shit that comes out of his mouth.

by longdicklarry69 May 13, 2018

beemp steemp

When you're steemping the beemp.

Axel: Yeah man, I hit that beemp steemp last night.
Cyrus: No way, you steemped the beemp?

by bobcatbutt November 22, 2020

Bimpson

Oh yeah, I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah
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Oh yeah, I guess I'm really Bli... Bimpson yeah
Oh yeah, I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson yeah
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Ooh yeah

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Ooh yeah
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I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson now
Ooh yeah
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Ooh yeah, I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson now
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Oh yeah

I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah

by Bimpthepimp December 4, 2021