wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006

5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

Cillian Beaver

An oblonged vertical male, who is homosexual in nature. This creature also commonly engages in necrophillia.

Stay away from that Cillian Beaver fella, he touches kids

by ChimpToucher March 8, 2021

Behavior Porn

Behavior Porn is any unreasonable behavior you can't stop watching, on reality television or the internet. Behavior porn is behavior that any reasonable person would not want to be caught doing.

For example: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that woman have a satanic freakout at the drive through when she couldn't get her junk food. That was total behavior porn, I am completely addicted to that video.

by BuffaloBill555 August 22, 2016

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

beaver mouth

When a vagina has extra inner lips that are covered in a mangy mess of wire textured hair.

I am still picking hairs from my teeth from last night - I have beaver mouth

by BuckFamily October 13, 2022

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015