Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014

and it was awkward because i was naked

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014

Because, George Bush

Largely popular term with liberals who need a scapegoat to blame things on when their sole fixation on rhetoric and ideology (and therefore, inability to solve problems) is exposed to be ineffective and completely out of touch with reality

any Obama quote ever spoken, Because, George Bush.

by T_1 June 23, 2010

because

Because a reply to parents when you would rather not tell them the truth. or because you don't want them to know. also 'cause

"why wouldn't you tell me that"
"because" inner thought: ur nosy and ur going to use it against 'them'

by Urban Dictionary April 16, 2005

Because of covid

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Just Because Friend

A friend who will come to you and mention the plans of an activity they are putting together with other friends, with no intention of actually including you just so they can say they included you in some form and feel like a better friend than they actually are.

Jason: Hey Matt, do you want to come to this party that Jess and some other people are putting together?

Matt: Oh really? Sure! I'd love to go!

Jason: Oh, well wait a minute. I don't think we're gonna have room in the van for you. Maybe next time.

Matt: You're such a Just Because Friend...

by ThatOneGuyWhoIsThatOneGuy October 8, 2011

That's funny because...

What people do on forums to piss off the original poster by copying there first post as there's. See example. It's best to keep all there spelling mistakes and swear words as a sidenote.

Original poster: ok guys today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.
Poster2: that's funny because... today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.

by Lolzatu23467754 August 21, 2009