Batista SMASH!!
by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003
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Get the Batista mug.A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.
Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.
Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.
Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.
Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.
Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.
2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008
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After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.
2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."
3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."
3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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John-"Hey Adam, what are you doing tonight?"
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."
by Aaron Wallach February 10, 2007
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1: Also known as baby dick
2: Can be the result of having a small penis
3: Is a direct side effect of getting an infection on your gutcher
1: Also known as baby dick
2: Can be the result of having a small penis
3: Is a direct side effect of getting an infection on your gutcher
by hamm bone December 16, 2013
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