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Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
mugGet the Baste the Turkeymug.

Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.
Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!
by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018
mugGet the Bastemug.

O-Bast

Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.
That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."
by Jimetimw December 24, 2020
mugGet the O-Bastmug.

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face
You just got basted or he just basted me
by sicksickman September 25, 2018
mugGet the bastedmug.

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.
I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.
by Souless75 April 5, 2023
mugGet the Frumpkin Bastingmug.

Bastee

The best Call of Duty trickshotter with the sickest style. they also call him "BasteeMor"
yo bro you got some Bastee luck? do a Bastee shot!
by Bastee February 9, 2018
mugGet the Basteemug.

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.
"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."
by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023
mugGet the Bingo Bastingmug.

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