Barret Wallace

A character in the video game Final Fantasy VII. He's a big angry black man with a machine-gun where his right forearm should be. Has limbs bigger than most people's bodies. Likes to swear a lot. Play the game to find out more.

Dude, you better not piss off Barret or you could get the shit beaten out of you.

by BLARG man October 9, 2004

Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

barrel ass

Refers to either someone with an unusually large ass or the ass itself. Saying made popular by the character 'Frank Rizzo' as played by Johnny Brennan of the comedy team, 'The Jerky Boys'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl's ass!
Guy 2: Wow, she has a barrel ass!

Exampe 2

Guy 1: Damn, that girl is fat!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a barrel ass!

by Jake Brasco April 9, 2008

Toxic Barrel

The act of someone inserting their penis into another persons anus while the person on the receiving end of the deal proceeds to defecate onto the giving persons schlong.

Did you hear that Tristan and Tegan did a toxic barrel the other day ! ?

by fagomin August 15, 2016

bartleby

A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.

That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.

by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004