Barney 

To have a verbal disagreement, often in a domestic setting.

Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?

Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.

Barney by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020

Barney 

Used as an insulting and contemptuous term for a white person.

This Barney came into the store the other day.

Barney by Lsquarred June 19, 2020

Barney 

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

Barney by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

barney 

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!

barney ate my son

barney by nolifejim November 24, 2020

barney 

That one purple dinosaur that usually hangs around kids, always there dancing or singing, never a time not. One of the most known TV shows of all time.

random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?

random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.

barney by catsrc00ll May 7, 2021

Barney 

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling

Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town

Barney by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021

Barney 

Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.

"you wish you were as cool as barney"

Barney by gemmamamam December 10, 2021