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Baked Deuce

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011
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Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009
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Buk Bakes

by 2RandomSheets October 13, 2016
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baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.
She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!
by Teiii April 11, 2023
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baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
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Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma
Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
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zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.
i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me
by owen1600 October 12, 2021
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