backpack rule

It's getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. Girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. If a girl is wearing a backpack(like a hello kitty one), chances are she's too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. If she has no backpack than it's safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.

Benji- "That girl is cute but she looks like she might be young."
Joe- "Gotta use the backpack rule."
Benji -"What's the backpack rule?"
Joe- "If she's wearing a backpack she's too young."

*Hot girl walks in*

Joe- "See man, no backpack... she's fair game!"

by thanks babe March 29, 2012

Backpack call

an accendental call when your phone is in your backpack

"ring""ring"
mom "hello?"
muffled teacher " no billy that is wrong"
mom "damn it another backpack call and billy is getting answers wrong."

by ankercod November 5, 2009

Backpack Learner

A student who attends the beginning of class, but regularly takes off to "the bathroom" for ten-twenty minutes at a time, as if the backpack is going to do all the learning for him/her.

I always email my instructor at the last second to ask the most basic question because I'm a clueless backpack learner.

by barefootgirl March 7, 2011

backpack girl

the friends of hot chics, who are not hot themselves,so they feel insecure and while your talking to her hot friend(s), they always come along and find a reason to take the hotter one away from you like theres something else better to do.

that damn backapack girl ruined my gettin my swerve on.

by projectmcl June 26, 2004

Backpack boys

Backpack boys are a group of pubescent wannabe hype beasts. They wear large backpacks that are much too large for their teenage bodies. They travel in packs, and all mysteriously look alike, but they are NOT related. They never seem to talk, just walk around with their big backpacks. The term “backpack boys” was coined by Daisy Baierl in 2019.

nobody: “I’m going to go sit with the back boys”

Nobody: “The backpack boys are hot”

by Hipandwiththekids November 6, 2019

backpacking the rockies

A website that specializes in backpacking in the rocky mountains. www.backpackingtherockies.com

I went to backpacking the rockies .com to figure out what backpack I should buy

by Nunyallsbiz April 18, 2013

red backpack

Fetish wherein the object of one's desire wears a red backpack, specifically a randoseru. This fetish is frequently associated with lolicon, as the randoseru is typically worn by elementary school students.

Gosh those pedobears sure do come up with some wacky fetishes. Have you even heard of red backpack? Me neither.

by katats February 7, 2013