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avetard weekend

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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ok avetard

Similar to "ok boomer" but you should say this to an avetard when he says something stupid or something you just don't agree with because an avetard is never right.
Avetard: "Hey, OU is gonna win a natty this season in football"
Me (an intellectual): "ok avetard"
by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019
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avetard logic

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.
The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.
by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019
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avetard minihoop

The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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avetard living room

The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.
I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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Jack Avery

One of the most freaking precious person on the earth he is extremely hot and his smile is amazing and anyone would die for it . He is also part of a band called Why Don’t We with his other hot af band mates Zach Herron, Daniel Seavey, Corbyn Besson and Jonah Marais. Jack freaking Avery has the best voice ever he sings so good. He is brilliant, freaking perfect and he should never change.
Wow have you heard Jack Avery sing. Yes he is amazing.
by WhyDontWeBoysForever May 11, 2018
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Jack Robert Avery

a god ; a meal ; a curly headed boy in a band called why don't we
"Look at that guy ! He reminds me of a Jack Robert Avery"
by moreaveryherron on twitter :) September 21, 2017
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