auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

auto blu

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.

2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”

by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

auto highlot

When someone grabs a joint and smokes it without realizing that it was puff-puff-passed to them to be smoked. Such as being on auto pilot when flying.

"Did you just hit that from muscle memory alone?" Yeah man, I must have been on auto highlot.

by OGAutoHighlot August 10, 2021

Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011