astrospect

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space

'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'

by rayray22 October 9, 2006

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

by not Louis ck May 11, 2013

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017

Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it

“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca”
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”

by Johz March 3, 2021

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017