asspiper

Take a fucking guess.

That creepy man across the street appears to be an asspiper.

by Darghy March 21, 2005

assraped

1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.

2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.

3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.

1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!

2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"

3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!

That girl sure assraped your ego!

You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!

by RockBottom May 16, 2006

asswipe

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...

Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

assrapeagrapealapearape

booty will get a penis in the process of this.

when ace_687 does the assrapeagrapealapearape he becomes even awesomer

by ace687 January 29, 2009

asswipian

someone who is an asswipe

DUDE! your such a asswipian

by the guy in da corner March 2, 2010

asswipe

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.

Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)

by drkull October 29, 2012

Asswipe

Someone one who does stupid stuff.

My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.

by Aprilbar January 20, 2010