Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

aspack

Pinoy version of “as fuck”

im single aspack (as fuck)

by PunkKC November 18, 2023

Aspartame

Aspartame is a artificial sweetener used in zero sugar things like Coke Zero, it is 200 times sweeter than sugar and is commonly fearmongored for causing cancer and being bad for your gut but there is no evidence showing this

Do you like aspartame? Yes I drink it everyday

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 27, 2024

Aspareplacetoland

If your drop in Fortnite gets messed up you have somewhere else to land

I have Aspareplacetoland

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Aspareplacetoland

Another place to land

I have Aspareplacetoland else to land

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Aspaceb

A streamer based out of camdem new jersey. The term"Aspaceb" is defined as a fucking large balding Dominican man that swears he's black.

Aspaceb is a great guy

by Imshittingrntwin February 12, 2025