arse hat

One whos head is so far up ones own arse that they are wearing ones arse as a hat
OH my gosh that indy fag is such an arse hat
by vaginator September 20, 2006
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Arse Pickles

A game played by members of the male homosexual community whereupon one gentleman inserts a super-sized gherkin or dill pickle spear into his anal cavity for the purposes of sexual arousal. After suitable pleasure has been gained, he returns the now super-spiced item to the jar whereupon its place is lost among the other standard pickles in the pot.

Upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the Pink Palomino Club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential arse pickle. The guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with arse spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.

Arse Pickles - from the original Latin: analus condimentus extremus

“Say Heinz, you are one hot tamale, how do you fancy a night on the club scene this Saturday? Come over to my place and we can feast on fine burgers beforehand and even play Arse Pickles if you think you can handle the flavoursome treats I’m packin’.”

From the uncut video feature special entitled: “Heinz & Helmut Hit Hamburg With Hamsters”

What ho Tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my balls are as large as Seville oranges. What say you pop over before tea time for some cucumber sandwiches and a zesty game of Arse Pickles. That should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”

From the novel: I say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, I think I’ll try some bum-fun

by Monty Cornwall January 20, 2008
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Arse-piece

Arse-piece, can be used as and alternative to arsehole or asshole. The word originated from deep in the heart of Glasgow. Although its specific origin is still unknown, arse-piece is believed to have descended from the word ring piece, and is used as a term to refer to someone annoying or pesky.
Malcy: Haw! Arse-piece, yer baws are oan fire!

Georgie: Ta sherlock!

English translation

Malcolm: You there! Arse-piece, your testicles are alight!

George: Thanks Sherlock
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Shooty Arse

A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for
Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!
by Jacksie09 June 25, 2015
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badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"
by JParry May 31, 2007
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arse car

also known as the furry creature "aska," an arse car wears a wig and likes to pretend that he's in omori
arse car! stop pretending to be mari by falling down the stairs, that's so furry of you!
by Velociraptor Eater November 30, 2022
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Duck arsed

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.
Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."
by hyphon2k8 October 18, 2008
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