AOL

The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

by [mute] December 5, 2004

AOL

If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.

by conner March 13, 2005

AOL

Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.

me: This Sucks! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!

by Salem May 13, 2005

AOL

When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.

Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.

by Dash November 2, 2003

AOL

AOL = After Orgasm Look

Kirby: You look sleepy.
Benj: No, it's just my AOL.

by Nick Ang July 5, 2006

AOL

Anarchy On Line

I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.

Also see

Annoying
Irritating

Jim:Hey bob I actually loaded MSN homepage up the other dayon AOL!
Bob: OMFG

by DannyC December 28, 2005

AOL

1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)

2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.

Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.

Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)

by Howard Steintenbrooker October 3, 2006